Posted by lordpinoy on March 30, 2008
Paris Hilton
Actress
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 9
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 8
Constitution: 10
Dexterity: 14
Charisma: 18
Special Abilities: Wiggling out of jail time for DUI charges, washing cars in an entertaining manner.
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George W. Bush
17th level Politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections (via Rove), takes no
damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate
perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other
countries.
Posted by: Spherical Time
Dick Cheney
24th Level Theif
Chaotic Evil Human
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom: 14
Constitution: 9
Dexterity: 2
Charisma: -6
Special Abilities: The DM, Game Rules, and the Cia/Fbi do not effect
Dick Cheney, he creates his own rules. Only character able to spot
WMD’s.
Posted by: xrazorwirex
Chuck Norris
Infinity-levels Level Ultimate God of Ultimate Ultimateness
Chaotic Neutral Superhuman
Strength: Infinity
Intelligence: Infinity
Wisdom: Infinity
Constitution: Infinity
Dexterity: Infinity
Charisma: Infinity
Special Abilities: Roundhouse kick to the face. Oh, and Chuck Norris is
completely impervious to everything in the history of the universe.
(It’s a class skill.)
Posted by: Gary
Steve Jobs
21st Level Paladin
STR: 12
INT: 15
WIS:17
DEX: 10
CHR: 20
Special abilities: Reality Distortion field allows him to temporarily
persuade any character, if he roles less than his CHR minus the
target’s INT.
Special equipment: +6 Magical Armor, Appears as a black turtleneck and blue genes, but protects him from bunt and edged attacks.
Posted by: Benton Miller
Stephen Hawking
25th lvl Cosmologist
Neutral Good Human
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 28
Wisdom: 20
Charisma: 12
Special Abilities: Time dilation at will, and Hawking Radiation: any non-genius within 60ft radius take 10d6 radiation damage.
Base movement: 6ft/round
Special Equipment: Wheelchair of translation.
Posted by: Jonas
Richard Dawkins
22th lvl Evolutionary Biologist
Lawful Neutral Human
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 13
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 22
Charisma: 25
Special Abilities: Spell Resistance Infinite (because magic is not real).
All Cleric-Priest with in 60ft gain 2 negate lvls due to logical paradox.
Special Equipment: Spectacles of Trueseeing (always sees things as they really are).
Posted by: Happyjoim
posted on wired.com
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Gygax (RIP), Help US!!!!