Posted by lordpinoy on 30th March 2008
Paris Hilton
Actress
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 9
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 8
Constitution: 10
Dexterity: 14
Charisma: 18
Special Abilities: Wiggling out of jail time for DUI charges, washing cars in an entertaining manner.
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Posted by lordpinoy on 25th March 2008
http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com/
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Posted by lordpinoy on 23rd March 2008
I have two hands: the left and the right.
I hold them high because they’re clean and bright.
Sometimes I clap slowly, like 1… 2… 3… because
clean little hands are good to see.
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Posted by lordpinoy on 19th March 2008
The Monolith is Dead
Long Live the Monolith.
1917 - 2008
God said, ‘Cancel Program GENESIS.’ The universe ceased to exist.
—- Arthur C. Clarke (10-word story)
Someday we’ll know what it feels like to have become part of the cosmic soup. The stars on the endless skies welcome you back to infinity.
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Posted by lordpinoy on 18th March 2008
… We could always call on John Rambo. His statistics keeps getting better.
May the Force be with us all.
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Posted by lordpinoy on 18th March 2008
Welcome to the 21st Century.
Leave your missiles behind.
Enter, the newest breed of nuclear war deterrents.
The Mother of all Bombs:
(Caption: буду вашей мумией?)
Ms. Yulia Nagayeva, crowned Miss Atom 2008 in Russia, a beauty pageant open only to workers in Russia’s nuclear industry… and would you believe it Ms. Nagayeva works on nuclear fuels.
The contest’ website: http://miss2008.nuclear.ru/
And if that isn’t enough to heighten your curiosity, the other winner was:
Ms. Svetlana Burkeyeva (below):
She was also designated as the face of the contest, presumably because of her prop (radiation banner/logo).
… World peace. This could actually work.
P.S.
I’ve stumbled upon this news(?!??!!) piece at:
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/03/miss-atom-2008.html
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George W. Bush
17th level Politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections (via Rove), takes no
damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate
perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other
countries.
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Dick Cheney
24th Level Theif
Chaotic Evil Human
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom: 14
Constitution: 9
Dexterity: 2
Charisma: -6
Special Abilities: The DM, Game Rules, and the Cia/Fbi do not effect
Dick Cheney, he creates his own rules. Only character able to spot
WMD’s.
Posted by: xrazorwirex
Chuck Norris
Infinity-levels Level Ultimate God of Ultimate Ultimateness
Chaotic Neutral Superhuman
Strength: Infinity
Intelligence: Infinity
Wisdom: Infinity
Constitution: Infinity
Dexterity: Infinity
Charisma: Infinity
Special Abilities: Roundhouse kick to the face. Oh, and Chuck Norris is
completely impervious to everything in the history of the universe.
(It’s a class skill.)
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Steve Jobs
21st Level Paladin
STR: 12
INT: 15
WIS:17
DEX: 10
CHR: 20
Special abilities: Reality Distortion field allows him to temporarily
persuade any character, if he roles less than his CHR minus the
target’s INT.
Special equipment: +6 Magical Armor, Appears as a black turtleneck and blue genes, but protects him from bunt and edged attacks.
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Stephen Hawking
25th lvl Cosmologist
Neutral Good Human
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 28
Wisdom: 20
Charisma: 12
Special Abilities: Time dilation at will, and Hawking Radiation: any non-genius within 60ft radius take 10d6 radiation damage.
Base movement: 6ft/round
Special Equipment: Wheelchair of translation.
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Richard Dawkins
22th lvl Evolutionary Biologist
Lawful Neutral Human
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 13
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 22
Charisma: 25
Special Abilities: Spell Resistance Infinite (because magic is not real).
All Cleric-Priest with in 60ft gain 2 negate lvls due to logical paradox.
Special Equipment: Spectacles of Trueseeing (always sees things as they really are).
Posted by: Happyjoim
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P.S.
Gygax (RIP), Help US!!!!