When I was 6 or 7, I learned about this song:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of our school!
We tortured every teacher and we bust the golden rule!
Marching to the offices, we tickled the principal,
… and the school is falling down!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
The teacher slapped me with a ruler!
So I hid behind the door,
With a loaded .44
(… and bang!)

And so we ain’t got a teacher anymore (no more!)

— sang to the Christian(!??!!?) tune of "Mine eyes have seen the Glory (of the coming of our Lord)"

… along with the Voltes V and Astroboy melodies